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  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday

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Oh fuck I just laughed so hard!!

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me during my maths test today:
  • me: okay you can do this !
  • *open test paper*
  • me: What the fuck
  • me: Did i fucking learn this shit?
  • me: no stop asking me to try find your x he ain't coming back
  • me: Why the fuck did you buy 15 donuts. Fat bitch
  • me: No tummy shutup, you're not hungry i just fed you 10 minutes ago!
  • Teacher: okay class hand up your test papers
  • me: fuck.

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  • Doctor: Are you sexually active?
  • Me: Ha
  • Me: Hahahaha
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
  • Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
  • Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
  • Me: Hahaha
  • Me: Haaa....
  • Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
  • Me: No, no I am not.